Slogan Contest!
I want to make a sign for the back of my bike. I'm not quite sure what it should say, though. Can I get some suggestions from people? Here are the top two slogans that Dave the Adventure Racer and I came up with for those charming individuals who like to blare their horns at me as they pass:
Honk If You Love Me, Baby
and
Honk If You Want A Peace
Any suggestions?
***UPDATE***
I had an epiphany the other day. What do you all think of "Baby On Board"?
It's brilliant. Who would hit a guy with a baby on his bike? I could even make a cardboard child seat and place a doll inside of it.
How fucking weird would that be?
posted by Will @ 9:05 AM
9 Comments:
"Ladies ride free"
J-Diz
not sure about the "do you want a peace" line ... would horny truckers realize that you weren't actually offering your ass up to the highest bidder?...not to say they're illiterate...but... i don't think of them as the kind of guys that would distinguish on homophones...unless of course you are in fact trying to raise a bit of extra cash by selling you ass on the side of the road...
how about
"i just pee at truck stops...really!"
or... how about
"SOLD!"
i asked around and this is what folks came up with.
buy me a cheese burger- Kendra
I also ride your mom- me
I take it up the rear- Mr. P
-CP
haha
www.alamedacardsandcomics.com
is what it should say...
Those are all hilarious. I think I'm going to make a whole series of them and see what gets the best reaction.
Man. You guys are great. Keep 'em coming!
hey, my friend says you should have one that says "now powered by gas". fabulous.
or you should get a sexy playboy mudflap. or i could make you a sexy monkey with a penis mudflap. or some kind of crazy made up 1 900 #. woo hoo!
i don't know about the sign, but you should definitely have a jack in the box puppet somewhere on your baggage rack smiling at the thundering by truckers. a 2x3 ft norwegian flag attached to the handlebars of your bike would be sweet, too, i think, but i may be biased on that one.
excellent writing, my friend. keep it up!
My fav is baby on board, or something to do with jesus. Those are the ones that will make the truck drivers think twice before honking or coming to close to you.
Congratulations on reaching Illinois. Glad to see that you are on the road again, and hope you are feeling better. with only three maps to go, or maybe two, the end is in sight.
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